126. The Soft Opening Of Maison de Dieu

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Today is the Feast Day of Spaghett’, slurp slurp. Don’t let the marinara of prudence stain your white linen of virtue, gabbagool. Swirl this Story upon your fork and reflect: what has God ever given you that Story could not take away? Invocation A psalm judged by a jury of peers Story: The Soft Opening of Maison de Dieu A simple plea for Spaghett’ Proselytization, via @tsmbtpod Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH for GOD: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON for CHEF: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Oaks
0:03.0	Oaks Oh story!
0:26.3	You are the a pasta chef of the spaghetti that is our lives.
0:32.5	Dazzle us with a parmesan.
0:35.6	Spin us together around your saliva-stained fork, like so many noodles of
0:40.3	a fat of cheese, a macaron, and the oft misunderstood, return.
0:47.3	Weigh us down like a heavy, musky, afraid of sauce.
0:52.3	Poured hot, and then you're boiling, atop a amount of spaget, piled high with all the fixes.
1:00.0	The story must be told.
1:03.0	The story must be told.
1:06.0	On this holy day of May 11th, the feast day of Spaghetti.
1:11.6	I'm happy to announce that our annual Story
1:14.6	Spaghetti Drive was our most successful yet.
1:19.6	Thanks to your generous donations.
1:21.6	We have gathered all in these sauce to fill the carpeted trunks of 12, count them 12, four Tauruses.
1:32.1	The asaicist's like, yeah, Bollinese gravy, is marinating in the trunks of those toruses in the parking lot.
1:40.2	We have paper plates and forks in the back.
1:43.6	After the service, we're all going to hop on the train to Chow Town with a big brother reed as the conductor.
1:51.8	A choo-choo!
1:54.2	To wet our appetites, I invite Pastor Andrew up here to read us a savory Assam.
2:03.4	A psalm from Emerald Lugasi's 2005 children's book,
2:08.5	There's a Chef in My Suit, published by Harper Collins.
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