125. The Age of Wind Power - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Every whale sings a song, and it goes like this: “Ohhh Oh noooo Don’t take my oiiiil” But who pays attention to lyrics? If a whale sang me anything, I wouldn’t hear a word over the crackle of WHALE OIL. This week’s service is sponsored by Mark O. O! might grease be spread upon thee. Guest Chaplain: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm) Invocation Mark O’s Psalm So True Story: “The Age of Wind Power: a Brief History of the Origins of the Empire’s Second Industrial Revolution” Sneak Preview from the Story Children’s Choir Come back in two weeks or it’ll happen to YOU. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH YES: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt PATREON PLEASE: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Welcome, dear congregants, Arg!
0:25.6	I'm granting yead the permission to board this worthy sea rover piled high with booty,
0:32.6	like a spigette and all the fixings.
0:35.6	Aye, aye, aye, that's a spicy, a meat ball.
0:38.9	The story must be told.
0:41.4	The story must be told.
0:44.7	Thank you.
0:46.0	Thank you.
0:46.9	I'm workshopping.
0:49.2	And as you know, this weekend, the Story Center Daycare will be presenting its musical review of Pirates
0:56.3	of the Caribbean Four on Stranger Tides. No doubt, the finest of the pentology, my favorite one.
1:02.7	Tickets are still on sale and purchase is mandatory if you're a congregant, so come join us
1:08.0	at the Story's Louis Anderson Memorial Actors Theater for this remarkable
1:12.7	$3 million production.
1:16.0	This weekend's review would not be possible without the generous donation of one of our congregants.
1:22.3	Mark O!
1:23.2	A sacred member of our Patreon's VIP Story Glory Guard over at patreon.com slash TSMBT.
1:31.4	While Mark won't be in attendance due to international travel restrictions,
1:37.5	he asked us to read the following Psalm in his name and dedicate today's story to an unexploded beached whale.
1:47.0	Ahem, the psalm.
1:50.0	What is love but an excuse to torture?
1:56.0	To continue the pain of the crotch's parents,
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