Hello and welcome to regular features one two five sit down there come on in

No that's the wrong way around they need to come on in and sit down no sit down where you are sit down where you are right now

crawl in even if you're on the tube sit down drag yourself in with your hands leaving a little brown chalk mark on the carpet

If dolly partner was working one two five she'd be lazy, wouldn't she? You're getting out of bed. Four hour shift, that's all right. He's doing four hour shifts at Woolworths. She probably did work one to five, didn't she? At some point. No, no, she'd probably work nine to five. Well, maybe after lunch, yes. Oh, well, how's it going? Good. How are you? Steve Hogarty. I'm not just fantastic. I'm fun-tastic. Oh, I'm man-tastic. Oh. I'm John Bly. Hey. And that's the voice I always say that in. I'm John Bly. Make me say it again at any point during the podcast. I'll say it in exactly the same way. Oh, okay. Okay. Who else is here in the room? I'm here. Who are you? Malies. You soundly, you don't really do know what he is. And obviously, that's my voice, Gavin Murphy. Hello. We are regularly. I'm John Bly I'm John Bly! Youie!

Youie!

Get it for.

Home to you.

Even if I know it can make it...

Matt, she's all yours.

Thanks, Steve.

Drive this feature boat into a cliff.

And isn't she a beauty

would somebody do me the honour

of smashing a bottle of champagne

against the side of its bow? No. Okay. Well, I'll just... And I'll hold my ankles will I try and lick that champagne off the side of that ship? Shearing your face up with all the broken shards of glass. Oh, God, just let me go in the sea. Oh, that broken glass just goes into the sea. Yeah. That's fucked.

Yeah, a bit of disregard of boats.

It'll be an American life about that.

There's a...

The secret glass city under the sea.

A fish have learned to have sex with glass shards and now they're having really dangerous children.

Anyway, on from the big drink to the big food. The big... I was going to say, I hope this rhymes. No, not everything needs to rhyme. No. I learned that. Not all of the time. Fucking don't. I hate rhyming. Why not? It is my want. Nice. That didn't really... What doesn't rhyme with.

Don't. Wait, would have pronounced it don't.

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