Right, ladies.

Oh yeah.

Misgendering the audience, unless they are actually ladies.

In which case, hello, welcome to the podcast.

Which episode is it?

One, two, four.

One, two, four, you big fat whore.

Not allowed to say that.

No, we had a good intro going there.

Every time we get to four.

You say this. Every time we get to four, you mention whores, Gap.

You pass your driving test.

Wee.

Well done you.

It's good because it's one of the only tests that you get the results straight away. Yeah, it's like that. There's not that many tests where you get them. Really like that, is it? Can't think of any others. I think trials. You get the immediate results in trials as well. If you fail that, you go straight to prison. Oh, right, yeah. The jury has to go away and adjudicate, don't they?

No, you don't get sentenced, though. Oh, you're right, you're right. Driving tests is the only situation where life gives immediate results. HIV tests. Oh, they're getting better at that. It's five minutes now. They've got it down to five minutes. Is it? Oh, that's right. And they do have a massive oversight

countdown clock because obviously the countdown clock's

30 seconds. But they do play a five minute

version. minutes now. They've got it down to five minutes. Is it? Oh, that's right. And they do have a massive oversight countdown clock because obviously the countdown clock's 30 seconds. But they do play a five minute version of the countdown. That goes through lots of different sort of like voices on the Cassio keyboard. It changes through to soon as to phone halfway. They do make it fun these days.

I remember when I got a text, she was like,

do you mind if I do a HIV test? No, this is not like something you should probably do.

Do you mind?

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