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Regular Features

126: The Big Book of Liver and Chianti

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Don't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jackson. Enough is enough, sang Barbra Streisand. The world is not enough, sang Shirley Manson out of the band Garbage. Enough is as good as a feast, is a thing your mum might say. Un oeuf is French for "a egg". The point I'm trying to make is that it's episode 126 of Regular Features and nothing you can say or do will ever change that. Log doles out gifts, Matt sets Gav up on simul-dates and Steve does that thing where you repeat the same joke over and over again until it stops being funny and then becomes funny again. Aw yeah, eat it up, here's a fork.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Matt Lees

0:01.3

shits his pants.

0:03.0

I don't shit my pants.

0:04.4

Hello and welcome to Reggae features.

0:06.5

This week, it's me and Steve and log,

0:09.7

and I don't shit my pants.

0:11.2

I'm Logg.

0:12.5

And I'm Steve.

0:15.5

And me and Steve are the only ones in this room

0:17.3

who currently aren't shitting their pants.

0:19.2

I can prove it.

0:20.4

I am not. I can prove it. I am not.

0:21.1

I am not.

0:22.1

I can prove it by pressing my unsuperating anus to the microphone.

0:25.1

Fair enough.

0:28.1

Dry as a bone.

0:30.1

Fair enough, that's impeccable.

0:32.1

Dry as a brown bone.

0:34.1

Don't peck my brown bone.

0:36.1

But myness is impeccable as well

0:38.2

I'm just not going to

0:39.0

Oh the lady dog protest too much

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