124 - Day Laborers w/ Chris Roach

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

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4.1 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Chris Roach joins us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about preventing premature ejaculation, classing up the porn industry and that time Chris caught a day laborer with something up his ass. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @roachcomic @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker Support the show at patreon.com/mlcpodcast

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0:00.0	I'm All right, everybody, here we are, Missry Loads Company.
0:33.6	Yep.
0:34.3	July, August 30th.
0:36.6	July.
0:37.7	I don't know. Who gives a fuck? Anyway, August 30th. Yeah. Everybody else is off this week, but I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to work. I'm going to work anyway. I just have pre-tapes of Komi. Now I'm doing a show for Misery Loves Company. Who else is working this week? Nobody. Everybody's shut down. Your boys, Jim and Sam. Are they working this week? Jim, Sam? No, they're doing Best of, which is... Best of, which is a reach at Jim and Sam. It's a half an hour show. I keep running... I saw Bonnie McFarthe last night, so... I was just re-weary rehashing when she was trashing on the, them on the roast, Jim and Sam. Anywho, so I know everybody's off this week, but I'm like, fuck it. I want to do a show because I got a vent or else I lose my shit. 7.15. I'm already losing my shit. Okay. Okay. What was that? Adam? Your glasses went down. I'm not. Is that a soda? We have a, no. No, no. Please. Brian, you're drunk, right? Just to set up, you're drunk. I'm not drunk at all. No, your nose is red. Unless you're... Her she? My little chickadee. Unless you're an... Unless you're a priest who just fucked an altar boy.
1:27.6	I know. She, my little chickadee. Unless you're an altar.
1:44.4	Unless you're a priest who just fucked an altar boy.
1:47.7	You have a very guilty look.
1:50.2	A young Indian boys, an asshole.
1:53.6	That's why it's red.
1:54.1	Why are they Indian?
1:55.1	Because it's red, like red nose.
1:57.2	Me like a friar Brian.
2:17.6	Oh my God. Look at you're the worst who's our guest today is a terrible show we're lucky enough to get Chris Roach I got him because I know he's going to be here he's been avoiding me for years now I have not but I saw he was on his schedule at the strip I'm like he can't say no because if he says no I'll be like well you got a spot we're going to be there anyway. Yeah, we'll have to walk. If he says no, I'll be like, well, you got a spot.
2:18.5	We're going to be there anyway. Yeah, he'll have to walk by the booth.
2:19.9	Yeah, I'll be like, what do you mean?
2:21.5	You're not available.
2:22.5	Right.
2:23.0	Hardly awkward.
2:24.0	He keeps telling us.
2:24.9	I'll read the fucking, I'll shame you. I'll fucking, I'll text shame you.
2:16.0	I read all your texts about how you want to do my show.
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