4.1 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2018
⏱️ 86 minutes
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We're on location at The Comedy Cellar this week with Eddie Ifft. We talk about flammable houses, stuff agents do in basements and why the waitress brought Brian a third glass of wine. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @eddieifft @brianpmccarthy and support the show at patreon.com/mlcpodcast
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Mizzulose Company on location once again we're at the comedy cell at a lot |
0:25.9 | street cafe and uh we're bruce adam's not here because he's uh he's adam actually told me he goes |
0:33.3 | uh yeah i can do tuesday i said how's your Tuesday? It goes wide open. |
0:38.6 | Then I said, how about this time? |
0:39.6 | He goes, no, I can't do it. He didn't say wide open, but you know what I mean? When somebody says, like, they're available. What else does Adam do? Adam does everything. Adam is the best. But I'm just saying, like, I thought what he said, like, he just said his Tuesday looked good. and then I said this time |
0:35.3 | and he goes I can't do it |
0:37.5 | because we got we had a Eddie if we were going to have Eddie if on Coomia today. We did a Coomia pre-tape because I'm going out of town and we got to do a bunch of pre-tapes. But we're going to try to get Eddie to do a Coomia, but he couldn't do it because he can't ride in elevators. And it turns out he can't ride in cabs either. So I tweeted typical L.A. comic where, you know, here's the thing with like when you, the problem with everybody in L.A., it's like there's, you don't, you guys don't face any resistance. So that's why you get like all these things in your head. Why are you so tribal about this? Like why do you make it like these coasts? Because when it's warm every day and you don't have any difficulty in your life, then then you make difficulty. I lived here for 10 years, but you make it like on my, uh, holy short. But you can't get into a fucking subway that's like, you could say like I don't like, but nobody likes the subway, but you just go because it's easy. |
1:45.7 | I couldn't do when I was here. |
1:46.4 | I took cabs everywhere. |
1:48.6 | Okay, well, still, I don't believe it. But so you didn't, you didn't take the subway when you lived here. I did. Occasionally, it got worse and worse. And Carrie Hoffman talked you into a cab. |
1:42.9 | He would walk you over to the 79th Street subway. |
1:45.4 | Rats go underground. |
1:46.6 | I don't like going there. |
1:48.0 | I don't like... |
1:48.4 | What do you mean rats? off and talked you into getting into a cab he would walk you over to the 79th street subway rats |
2:01.4 | go underground i don't like going there i don't like what do you mean rats so you say we're rats |
2:06.0 | are under there yeah but yeah it's like it's we first of all they rats don't do very much they're |
2:11.6 | not killing people yeah hey edie what do you made a cheese they're not they're not doing anything |
2:17.2 | so it's just it's just i just hate hate, I hate L.A. comics. |
2:20.0 | So, so when I, when I hear this, I'm just like, |
2:22.7 | A lot of hate going on. I wore a hat for you. Somebody, who's that, who's that guy that Chad's friends with? I did his probably. Everybody. no the guy when you drove me |
2:15.0 | to his podcast when I was in L.A. |
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