My daughter has lice.

I thought that you know my daughter's lice.

I thought that, you know, my daughter's an Asian, so I thought she had rice.

Hey.

Nothing about that makes any sense.

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, we're rolling.

Let's start with that.

We're rolling.

Let's start with it.

The whole premise. Hey, misery with that. We're rolling. Let's start with it. The whole premise is.

Hey, misery loves company. You really said it. Is that true or are you just saying that? No, she has lice. She had lice. She got combed out last night. She got combed out. My wife calmed her out. There are these Hasidic Jews in Borough Park. They're called the lice ladies.

And they will, like, for $125, they'll comb your kid out.

And it's all cash they make a fucking fortune combing they probably give people lice right because that's how they make the profit they're fucking Jews I just had a It's a shakedown I just didn think they... Is it only Jewish kids they're coming?

No, no, no. No, they don't give it to their own kids. They give it to the fucking non-Jews. Niggers, Spicks, Oriinals, whatever you got. Come on, man. So I guess we can't give this a serious sound like right here. This is not a serious show. This is going to be a sizzle real. Uh-huh.

I just did that a couple months, a couple weeks ago. I did that 23 and me. You know, like the gene thing? And I got it back today. Why is everyone doing that now? Because Trump, they don't want to get sent back. They're looking for the minority angle. Yeah. Yeah. Their thing. So I'm 1% Korean.

There you go. How do you like that?

I'm 1% Jewish.

Wait, they don't tell you specifically Korean, though, do you?

No, no, no.

We did the five-star.

They did the most expensive one because Brian has a lot of money.

Remember?

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