Hello, welcome to episode 123 of regular features.

One, two, three.

It's easiest ABC.

You know what, I was thinking about that song in the shower this morning, no lie.

I kept thinking about it and I thought it was a bit of a forward song in a way because it's like,

hey, ABC is as easy as one, two, three, it's as as like, Derry Me. The different things. And then goes, baby me and you girl. It's like hey ABC is as easy as one two three it's as like Derry me the different things and I think baby me and you girl it's like whoa whoa what we're saying like hang on like it's a bit of a leap right she's easy as hey you know how like it's really easy to be like one two three and like ABC well like let's hook up because that'd be quite easy wouldn't it yeah I just sort of it's a a creepy jump, really. Sometimes it is that easy though, depending on how drunk you or the other person is. Especially as the people who, learning the alphabet and learning how to count are very young children. Yeah. And if you're trying to convince someone, A, of that age or of that mental capacity, to go out with you.

Well, I guess it was sung by a boy.

Yeah, it was probably easy, and he was a really cute boy as well, so it was probably really easy for him to get off of kids.

Basically, all we've worked out.

He's really cute.

I'd get off of them. Right.

Cool.

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That's awful.

So you were saying about attraction and stuff, you're talking about that.

I thought recently...

He was talking about attraction to children.

Day children.

Or you shouldn't even use that as a segue.

I thought I used it a segue in the way that you jump off, jump out of a car as he's flying on a cliff.

That's the sort of segue it is.

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