120. Immortal Forgotten Words
The Story Must Be Told
The Last Podcast Network
4.8 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome, welcome. |
| 0:25.5 | The story blesses every adult, child, animal, and puppet that has appeared on basic cable. |
| 0:34.9 | If you ever appear on basic cable, I can say this much about your story, the story must be told. |
| 0:44.3 | The story must be told. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah, yeah, people on Basic Cable are rich. All of them. They're pretty. And you can trust them. |
| 0:58.0 | TV programs most certainly aren't produced in bulk and absolute minimum expense. |
| 1:04.0 | We'll underpaid over with staff. |
| 1:07.0 | If our capitalist media structures demand one thing, it's accuracy. |
| 1:13.6 | And if you're feeling saucy, ooh, how about quality? |
| 1:17.6 | I like it, all of it, except HGTV. |
| 1:22.6 | Anytime they go inside someone's house, they fuck it apart. Pastor Andrew, the psalm. |
| 1:30.3 | Thank you, Brother Reed. |
| 1:34.3 | Uncle Chet lived near the airport. |
| 1:39.3 | He possessed binoculars and a taste perverse. |
| 1:46.6 | Uncle Chet plane peeped. |
| 1:49.1 | He peeped on planes delaying. |
| 1:51.1 | He peeped on planes in a rush. |
| 1:56.2 | He saw bare fuel hoses, and at their lengths, he blushed. |
| 1:58.6 | Uncle Chet bought a VCR. He made VHS tapes of refuelings, restockings, de-isings, and catalogued each in a perverts, dewy decimal. |
| 2:10.6 | Airbus, morning, bare undercarriage. |
| 2:14.6 | 747, autumn, two de-icings in a row. |
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