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Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 24 August 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Do old people love minions? Do you believe in the multi-verse? What languages would you Matrix into your brain? How do you pick a sports team? What do fish dream about? These and other questions answered in this delightful episode of Dear Hank and John.

Edited by Nicholas Jenkins. Theme music from Gunnarolla.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:05.9	Doors I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:08.4	It's a weekly podcast where I hang green and my brother John, answer your questions and
0:12.2	give you dubious advice and bring you all of the week's news from both Mars and AFC
0:16.4	Wimbledon.
0:17.4	But first, John, do you have a poem for us?
0:19.4	No, I do have a poem this morning, but I thought we could start by just talking about
0:22.6	how we're doing.
0:23.6	How are you?
0:24.6	Oh, I'm okay.
0:25.6	My refrigerator still isn't running, so I want to make a video on how to make a video
0:29.8	how to deal with your refrigerator stopping working because apparently it is not an easy
0:34.4	problem to fix.
0:35.4	Well, here's a broad observation, Hank, and I hope that you don't take this too personally.
0:39.8	But for 249,850 of the 250,000 years that humans have been on this earth, they haven't
0:48.9	had refrigerators and we've done just fine as a species, so maybe you need to suck it
0:53.3	up.
0:54.3	Ah, fine.
0:55.5	Do you want to tell me?
0:59.5	Do you want to tell me how you're doing?
1:00.5	I'm doing great.
1:02.7	Things are good here.
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