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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

12/7/17 Thursday

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Cry room, Man begs a woman not to leave him, Sarah got pregnant by a loser, Do you hate weddings and more!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Podcasting. No. Thanks for downloading this podcast. The 99.5 Kis Billy Madison show.

0:08.0

So they determined why Ralphie May died. Now Ralphie may use the friend of the show. Come on the show.

0:36.0

Took us out to Vegas. I mean, it was a nice guy. Super nice guy. Send my kid, you know, birthday and Christmas gifts. He really was. He was a genuinely nice guy. And the, I guess from the corner, he died of natural causes.

0:51.0

He had high blood pressure and heart disease. The age of 45 died of natural causes. Right. Ralphie was a, he was a big boy though. Yeah.

1:02.0

Yeah, he was. Yeah, I mean, slip him. What do you mean? The got his handler at the time. Couldn't even flip him to even like try to help him. Oh, because he weighed so much. You know, I'm able to flip him to give him like, you can hear him struggle the 911 call in a sort of mouth to mouth. Yeah, I mean, he's over four bills at least. Yeah, I imagine that dude was probably really dinky like small. Well, you met him. Well, because he was an assistant and most assistants are weak. Yeah, they're mostly like like, you know, they just do paperwork and stuff.

1:32.0

Okay. He's, he's real dinky is narcissistic. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm like real like real like, smells like we dainty. Dainty. I think it's what you were trying to say. Dainty. Right. Dainty is the word. You see, already laying another guy that we met and was super nice to us. He just tweeted out. He thinks he's gonna die. He just had blood work done. I think he's gonna die. Yeah. All right. Well, he's already preparing people for him. Yeah, he did. If you're like, oh, damn. Yeah. And they were asking. I'm like, hey,

2:02.0

can you do this one last thing? Right. No, I'm sure Howard will be happy. Right. It's like, man, do you, the guy just said he's probably gonna die and people like,

2:11.4

hey, that's cool. But can you, can you do this real quick? Yeah. I mean, it used to be a big already fan. But then he started attacking Howard. And so I'm not really a big fan of his anymore.

2:21.0

We were, we had a, we had a shot. We, he invited us to go to the serious studios and watch the Howard Stern show. Right. Yeah, I think he was full of crap. Yeah, it was.

2:31.0

No, no, he kept in contact and everything. He's like, no, no, I mean it. You guys come out to New York. You can meet Howard. Yeah.

2:37.7

You can, you can watch a show. I was like, oh my God, this badass. And then he took a knife and stabbed himself like a bunch of times. Right.

2:43.8

Yes. So then he wasn't allowed up as serious. No, he wasn't. So our contact as serious wasn't allowed. No more serious. So we weren't on. Yeah.

2:51.6

I just wanted to see the inner workings. Cause it's interesting to see the behind the scenes and how things operate. That's what I was, you know,

2:58.0

obviously would have been cool to meet Howard. But another thing just to see how it runs. Right.

3:02.8

Another guy that died, kid, critic. I remember he, he, like, there was this big radio convention. He was like, this is my friend, Billy Madison.

3:10.6

You know, I love seeing new talent and stuff like that. We get a job in Dallas. And I was like, what's up, bro? Yeah, I can go get a tour of your studio.

3:18.5

Cause he had this six studio like studio. I just want to watch. And he ghosted me. Oh, yeah, because people are just nice.

3:26.9

Like that's, that's the thing you gotta learn, Bill, is that people are nice to your face, but they don't actually mean anything to say.

3:32.5

In front of like 5,000 radio people. Yeah, he's a lot of people.

3:38.9

Right. I think people are shocked when you take him up on their offers. Yeah, baby. Yeah, they're like, oh God, I don't think this guy was actually going to hit me.

3:46.0

I was like, you know, I'm very successful. Super successful. People told me how great a show ran. And I'm in, you know, I'm, I'm not just a fan of radio, but I'm, I'm a, I like other show.

3:58.8

I like to watch radio. I like the science behind it. Definitely. And so I was like, I want to go watch the science behind how he does his show.

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