June 22nd 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Check out Wednesday's Episode of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0	What up, Billy Massage Show.
0:05.0	Coming up later on today, we'll have a deadbeat dad call.
0:10.0	Bill, this is a message from a guy who goes, my wife, she's a bitch.
0:18.0	Ha, a bitch.
0:20.0	I gotta, I gotta read this here in just a little bit.
0:23.0	Okay.
0:24.0	And then I have the top 10 sarcastic comebacks for bitchy wives.
0:29.0	Oh, that's hilarious.
0:31.0	Can't wait to read those.
0:34.0	So this woman, she feared celibacy because she caught like an STI.
0:39.0	It's one of those permanent ones.
0:42.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:43.0	And she now works as a racey model and she says STIs can be hot.
0:49.0	Oh, yeah, nothing like some gonorrhea or syphilis.
0:53.0	I don't think so.
0:54.0	Man, those crabs are hot.
0:56.0	Hey, honey, you got crabs.
0:59.0	Yeah, my crotch is itching.
1:01.0	That's hot.
1:02.0	Yeah, I don't know about that one.
1:04.0	On a Halloween night, she had a one night stand casual hookup,
1:10.0	left her with a uncurable STI.
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