What up Billy Madison show good morning to you

What a good morning it's morning

There you man, I got my cab yesterday. This dude smells so bad you if you're a cab driver listening right now

Make sure you don't smell like ass. Oh

Yeah, I'm ready minute ride this guy just smelled like

B.O.

Diarrhea. Yeah, that's tough like an old man's diaper

That's bad. That's a bad one. He wasn't like an old dude. He's a young guy. Yeah

What do you guys do? Like yeah, you got to look at my cab. Okay. Yeah, I'm looking for a cab

Immediately went in there just stunk like ass. Yeah, that sucks. Golly

Sick no, that is sick man. How do you not know you got B.O. I?

Don't know like with people I could never figure out if they know they have B.O. Or they don't care they have you

How do you not know you have bad breath again? I don't know do you think they don't know or they just don't know your ass smells

Yeah, because sometimes your ass will smell and you're like they're like, oh, I didn't know that

How do you not know that your ass smells?

How do you not know that you don't get all the residue when you're taking dump?

Right, you're just walking around with butt crumps

Super gross should have been in this cab yesterday. Yeah, oh, this is what yesterday I was riding around the cab

And I'm like, all right. Who's my mortal enemies? I wish they were in this cab right now, right? Because that's something you would wish on your

Most people like I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy and you were like I would wish this

Yeah, they got a ride in this cab. Yeah, that's pretty funny. It's sick. You think about it. So sick

You're like I wish my enemies would be in here. I'm

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