It is Tuesday, April 17th, 2018, and this is episode 118 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by the Bombardier Innovae Series 300 automated monorails.

When you are ordering a new fleet of Inovia Series 300 trains for your theme park, everyone

knows to order doors, wheels, and cowlings, but to really get the most out of your purchase

and to give yourself an air of superiority, make sure to take advantage of the secret menu

of monorail features.

Only on the secret menu can you get cup holders, bucket holders, baby holders, and monorail cars

filled from floor to ceiling with nachos.

And for your customers who like the monorail just the way it is,

you'll want to order the retro package that's outfitted with sun-fated and oddly moist carpets,

skid marks in the paint job, and intermittently operational doors.

To see a list of all new obscure colors in the running

to adorn the fleet, or to sign the petition in favor

of Monorail Paisley, visit them on the web at

www.sh, gladmono.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, how's it going?

It's going fine.

I'm pleased to be talking to you here and recording it.

Excellent. Yeah. So I'll hope it's recording, I guess.

Yeah, there's a thing here on my screen that says recording, so we'll put our faith in this thing on my screen.

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