It is Tuesday, April 10th, 2018, and this is episode 117 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by the new line of merchandise celebrating the debut of the robotic Pandora utility suit,

Meet and Greet, coming to Animal Kingdom.

Now you can take that awkward encounter with a grown man in a metal high chair home with you

and relive the memories long after the character is retired weeks from now.

Your children will love full-size shoulder robots

and the ultra-realistic face painting where industrial metal is welded to their skull.

If you manage to earn the Square Dance with a Mech Wilderness Explorer's badge

and escape with your toes intact, you'll want to save room for the eco-friendly

cupcakes that each include recycled suit hydraulic fluid, which itself is recycled

friar oil from the Hoop-Doo review.

To see a list of native Pandoran flavors available from the Coke Freestyle Machine located

on the back of the suit, or to see a list of places to hide if the suit becomes sentient, visit them on the web at www.edu09.gov.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, where are you?

I am here.

All right.

Here being Florida, south of Orlando, for now.

But I have left Disney World and will someday be home, but I am not yet home.

All right, good luck with that.

Thank you.

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