#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Toff. Hey Lindsay, I'm almost in Canada. Hey, I'm almost in Mexico. Wow. Look at us.
0:31.2	World traveler types. I think, I'm not sure. Is this the first time where we have done an episode
0:36.9	where we're both in places other than our home studios?
0:41.1	I think so. Yeah. I think this is the first time that's happened. And you were in a lovely Oceanside, California. And I am in a little town called Cross Lake, Maine, and literally about 100 feet from Canada.
0:58.7	That's so cool.
1:00.0	Well, it's comforting if things go sideways.
1:02.6	You know, I just wait across the river.
1:05.8	Right.
1:06.6	And you're home free.
1:07.9	That's right.
1:08.7	Land of the Canucks.
1:09.8	I think it's almost like we are as far apart in the 48 contiguous states as we could be.
1:17.0	If you're in northern Maine and I'm Southern California.
1:21.5	Yeah.
1:21.8	Let me check and see exactly.
1:23.5	I'm going to look on Find a Friend and see how exactly far away you are from me.
1:28.8	How many miles?
1:29.7	2719 miles.
1:32.4	That's a lot of miles people.
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