#119: Arachnid Gun Play

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Toff. Episode 119. Did I cut you off? Did I just, are we three seconds in and I
0:30.6	already screwed something up? Yeah, I was just going to say, lead us to the promised land.
0:35.4	Well, I already did. We're already here, JJ.
0:55.2	I hate to break it to you, but take a good look around because this is the promised land. Yeah. There's a lot of dirty laundry here in the promise land. There sure is. It looked so much cleaner in the brochure, didn't it? He certainly did. Yeah, the full-color brochure. Mm-mm. We are both back. I'm happy to say safely from our travels.
0:55.2	You're back in the lovely swanky... Full Color Brucher. Mm-mm. We are both back. I'm happy to say safely from our travels.
1:01.8	You're back in the lovely swanky Ecuador area, and I'm back home and, well, I was in Southern California, but now I'm back in Southern California.
1:04.7	But a different part.
1:05.8	A different part.
1:07.1	And more familiar, not nearly the background noise.
1:10.1	It's nice to have your stuff around you.
1:12.2	It is, isn't it? Even when it's, even when it needs to be deep, you know, tidied up and put away and
1:19.4	like that, at least it's, it's where you left. Your junk is where you left your junk, if you'll
1:24.8	pardon the expression. You need to take care of your junk.
1:28.6	That's a general rule.
1:30.6	That's our word of advice for you today.
1:33.4	Maybe that should replace people do stupid things.
1:35.4	Take care of your junk. Take care of your junk, the shallow end.
1:38.8	Okay.
1:39.5	This is going to be a shitty episode Because I have absolutely nothing to say.
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