It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebly and Toff. Hey, Linz, we're fresh back from our trip to Thailand. That was crazy fun.

And boy, are your arms tired? Get it? He didn't even say anything about flying, Lindsay.

Yeah. Let's start over. You know what it? It's a lot like Biff in Back to the Future. He said, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? Oh, that's good. So how does it feel to be home? It feels wonderful, except my arms are really tired. Yeah, good joke. Are you both jet lagged out of your skulls?

Out of our skulls. Out of our skulls. It's crazy. How long does that take to come back to Earth, so to speak?

Well, it's, so far it's been five days, four days, and we're still just taking a series of really long naps.

Neither one of us had had a good solid night's sleep.

In fact, Cat got up one morning.

And we parted about.

And then about two o'clock, she says, I'm going to lay down for a nap.

And I said, okay, great.

And she slept pretty soundly.

I didn't want to wake her.

She woke up at quarter to midnight. It was a good nap. She was ready for breakfast. Time to start the day. How long did it take when you guys got there when you were actually in Thailand? How long did it take for you to adjust or did you ever completely? Oh, that wasn't nearly as bad. No, I was just getting up really early.

But other than that, it was okay.

Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Good.

Coming back was different.

Going over, you lose a day or 12 hours.

You know, coming back, you gain it, but it messes your system up a lot more.

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