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The Shallow End

#115: Don't Get All Stabby

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.   If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

0:08.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:17.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebly and Toff. I hope, Jethro, that everybody listening to episode 115 is wearing orange

0:30.3

right now, because you and I, completely without planning it, both wearing orange shirts.

0:37.8

Well, we have a tendency to dress alike anyway.

0:40.9

In this case, it was accidental.

0:43.1

It was unplanned.

0:44.5

But whenever we go out together in public, we often enjoy wearing matching outfits.

0:49.9

Remember the time we went to dinner wearing matching neglages?

0:53.6

That, you know, I thought the soup was a little cold,

0:57.0

but then I found out it was supposed to be, it was one of those gis-ishy-sois.

1:02.0

Yeah, whatever it was.

1:04.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:05.0

I really needed something hot because the negligee was skimpy and there was a breeze.

1:11.2

You needed something hot because you looked so hot.

1:13.6

Oh, stop.

1:14.9

That's where a cold soup helps, you know, cool the throbbing temple, if you will.

1:19.9

Yes.

1:20.5

Like a gazpacho.

1:22.0

Like a gazpacho.

1:23.7

That's what I was looking for.

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