113. Understanding Gen Alpha

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Today we are back with another episode of trying to understand the younger generations! We are really trying to understand gen alpha even though we don’t know any of them. The internet is an interesting place. Does anyone even read these? Hi it’s Chris just tipity typing away…hehehehe. Anyways, tooodaloo! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Hello! 1:58 Nick wants bangs so bad 3:32 If Nick Had A Kid 5:28 Back to Nick Getting Bangs 6:32 Were Gen Alpha? How? 8:56 Translate This Gen Alpha Sentance 16:14 What Is Gen Alpha 21:04 Skibidi 21:15 Rizz 22:43 Nick wanted to be famous so bad 25:23 Delulu 25:56 Brain Rot 26:49 Italian Brain Rot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.6	Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to, the Mateo Lane and Nick Smith and And that is the look like, ha, me lady. Van Halcine.
0:41.3	Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to, the Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:45.0	And today we're talking, how much about Gen Alpha do we understand?
0:47.6	Or understanding Gen Alpha.
0:49.7	Understanding Gen Alpha. Sorry.
0:50.9	Nick.
0:52.4	You're so good at this.
0:55.2	I was always bad at introos and outtros.
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