114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:10 Waking Up 4 inches taller 8:13 Costume for one year 11:51 You find out your friend group has a separate group chat 12:55 You wake up in Twilight 13:42 A comet is heading towards earth 22:17 Dropped off on an island 25:39 Devastating Scenario 38:33 Bob decides their fate 40:49 Nick calls his mom to see who she would pick 43:25 Matteo's mom calls in Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That can help you find safety and survive and be rescued.
0:04.6	Me or Mateo?
0:09.6	Mom, you're not understanding the situation.
0:13.4	Welcome back to that episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:16.3	And today we're talking about what would we do?
0:20.2	We did this episode once, like a couple times, what would we do in certain scenarios and how we would react. Maybe today we could also see how we think the other person would react, and whether we agree, we can do a little bit of that. Sure. We can do whatever you want. I am nothing, if not amenable. Aminable.
0:40.3	Is that what you're co-were-s? Malleable?
0:41.4	Malleable.
0:42.0	Malleable.
0:42.9	Malleable.
0:44.4	No, no, no, no.
0:45.4	Mennable.
0:45.9	No, no, no.
0:47.8	Aminable.
0:49.3	Aminant Imani?
0:50.3	Aminit Imani.
0:52.4	New York City, I am bringing back my monthly comedy show on April 21st at Union Hall in Brooklyn.
0:58.7	So if you haven't gotten your tickets, get them at the link in the description.
1:01.9	And if you don't get tickets, I will take it as a personal affront.
1:05.4	All right.
1:06.7	Chris, hit it with the scenarios.
1:10.2	You're sleeping.
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