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I Never Liked You

112. Our First Kiss

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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This is our first time doing this kind of episode. An episode all about our firsts. Our first kiss, our first job, our first time performing and many more. Hope you enjoy! Head to ⁠https://Greenchef.com/50inly⁠ and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ⁠https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY⁠. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ 0:00 Intro 0:24 Our First Thoughts Of Each Other 1:24 First Time on a plane 5:28 First Job 8:00 First Crush 10:03 First Kiss 12:16 First time seeing High school musical 13:13 First Boy Kiss? 15:13 First time buying a blouse 19:29 First I love you 19:59 First Apartment 21:20 First Friend 22:23 First Bf/Gf 22:33 First Standup Gig 25:29 First time you realized you were gay 27:12 First time you drank 28:33 First time stealing a car 29:49 First movie you ever saw in the theatre 31:32 First gay bar 33:34 First Concert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Magellan discovered the world.

0:01.8

I discovered blouses, and my life was never the same.

0:06.1

It's the first time that you went to T.J. Max and walked into the elderly.

0:12.8

Welcome back to the episode of I Never liked with Mateo Laine and Nick Smith, and today we're talking about our firsts.

0:18.3

And this is brought to us by our Patreon.

0:21.3

Lena and Thora. Lena and Fora. Yes, so our firsts. And this is brought to us by our Patreon. Lena and Thora.

0:22.8

Lena and Fora.

0:23.8

Yes.

0:24.2

Our firsts.

0:25.2

Okay.

0:26.1

Yes.

0:26.7

Let's get started right away then.

0:28.5

What was your first thought of me?

0:33.4

Sinister.

0:35.5

What was your first thought of me?

0:37.4

Annoying.

0:41.4

Has your thoughts changed?

0:43.7

What's your last thought of me?

0:48.0

No, hasn't changed.

0:49.8

Same.

0:50.8

I still find you as sinister as the day I met you.

0:53.8

You were coiled. You were wearing a black, loose neck shirt.

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