111. Bob The Drag Queen

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Wow! We finally get our good friend Bob the Drag Queen on the show! We talk about so much in this episode and went alot longer than we normally do, so enjoy! We talk about how we all met, our favorite times together, whether Nick is graceful, and how Bob really got mad at nick recently. Enjoy! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:06 We Don't Hug 4:53 Bob is in Moulin Rouge! 6:11 How Bob and Matteo Met 6:34 Bob has BEEF 11:05 Matteo and Bob Meet 13:50 Nick Wants Bangs So Bad 14:11 Matteo Meets Monet 14:36 How Nick and Bob Met 15:12 Nick Flaked on a Bob Show 17:20 Nick and Bob's First Meeting 20:02 Nick Had No Gay Friends 23:12 Our Favorite Memory Together 25:48 The Hardest We've Laughed 27:15 Nick is So Young OMG!! 28:04 We're So Mean to Each Other 29:43 Bob Actually Gets So Mad at Nick 32:17 Bob Gets Nick to Workout 40:01 Nick and Bob Go on a Date 42:18 Maddest Bob's Been at Nick 44:18 Nick is That Alien 46:07 Bob's Concern for Nick 49:51 Who Has Softer Hands 51:04 Valid Chris Crashout 51:54 Nick is a Princess in LA 53:33 Bob Proves Nick Wrong 54:31 Nick is This Group's Cheerleader 56:13 Nick Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine 57:26 Is Nick Graceful? 1:01:56 Who Do You Introduce the Crew to First? 1:03:03 Lightning Questions Round 1:03:15 Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:18 Least Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:22 Favorite Traitor 1:03:24 Least Favorite Traitor 1:03:30 Would You Do an All Winners Drag Race? 1:03:34 Would You Take Over RuPaul's Drag Race? 1:03:45 Who is Your Favorite Friend 1:03:49 Who is Your Least Favorite Friend 1:03:58 If You Could Do Any Other Broadway Show What Would it Be 1:04:30 One Food for the Rest of Your Life 1:05:06 Least Favorite Country 1:05:12 Favorite Country 1:05:31 Favorite Internet Personality 1:06:47 Anymore Questions? 1:07:11 Nick Made Matteo Cry 1:08:06 Nick is a Tyrant 1:11:00 Who Was the Better Host? 1:14:02 The First Thing Neil deGrasse Tyson Said to Nick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.1	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:07.3	They think they're better than us.
0:08.3	Who do you think you are?
0:09.6	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.3	She's punishing me.
0:12.8	You destroyed my family.
0:14.3	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:16.8	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:19.9	When did this turn into three-on-one attack session?
0:23.8	I'm just trying to be the shining example of positivity.
0:25.8	Well, Nick, you've attacked every single person in the room.
0:28.0	I've not attacked any of you.
0:29.7	Welcome back to the episode of I Never liked you with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:32.6	And today we're sitting with our favorite Bob the drag cream.
0:37.4	Sorry, I got confused because you were wearing Monet's sweater.
0:39.8	This is not Monet's sweater.
0:41.6	This has been covered and documented multiple times over.
0:45.0	Yeah, in my vlog that I wore it for New Year's.
0:47.4	This is my sweater, and I'm obviously wearing it right now.
0:49.7	But did you get it from my nana?
0:51.6	Does it look like that?
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