It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebley and Toff. A week ago, J.G., I was in the car driving to beautiful Tucson, Arizona,

which you know only too well. If you're going to go to Tucson, wait till the middle of July.

That may seem like a joke, but actually for the most part, or most often in July, they have the monsoon season.

And even though it's brutally hot that time of year in Tucson, these thunderstorms roll through and there is just nothing like the smell of the Swarrow Desert after a thunderstorm.

The temperature will drop, say, 30 degrees in 30 minutes.

It'll go from 110 down to 80 and it is the most delicious thing in the world. It's the most entertaining thing

in the world to watch one of these storms roll in. Sky turns black. And I unexpectedly, it wasn't

even in the forecast, but one rolled in pretty late, like five in the afternoon. It started

looking like it might get serious. And then by six o'clock, from six to

8 p.m. We had torrential rain, and it was just delicious. I love it. But as I was driving there,

I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts called The Shallow End, which Schnebly and Toth.

I've heard of that. Although I heard it was pronounced Schneebly and Tooth.

I can't verify which, yeah, which the correct pronunciation is.

But I was listening to the parody commercial in the middle, which was the Jennifer

Coolidge GPS voice that Kat did, which is perhaps one of the most spot-on impersonations in

entertainment history.

Yeah, she just nailed that one.

She freaking nailed it.

Yeah, she did.

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