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The Shallow End

#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

0:09.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebly and Toff. There's nothing I enjoy more, J.G., than opening one of these podcasts with a story

0:30.3

involving goats. We've talked about goats before and how much cat in particular loves, loves her some goats.

0:39.3

And who doesn't?

0:40.6

Because they're so damn cute.

0:42.4

We had here in Glendale a herd of goats.

0:46.8

I don't know what the multitude word is.

0:51.2

I think herd is correct.

0:53.9

We'll stick with Heard.

0:54.8

All right.

0:56.1

They were here in our canyon doing fire control.

1:00.5

They were brought here by the city and they eat brush.

1:05.4

Okay.

1:06.0

I was I was picturing goats with little safety vests on and...

1:11.1

Yeah, Scott packs and helmets.

1:13.1

Exactly.

1:14.6

Well, that would be much better, but probably more expensive.

1:19.3

So to guard these goats, they have three Pyrenees dogs, which are quite large, and their

1:27.4

job is to sort of keep the goats in line, as it were.

1:30.6

So a friend here in the canyon was taking pictures of these goats.

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