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The Shallow End

#111: Milk And German Engineering

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

0:09.1

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:18.3

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebley and Toff. Episode 111 of the shallow end with Schnebley Talk. Who would have thought

0:30.2

that the shallow end would go up to 111? That's just it, isn't it? When you need that little

0:36.9

bit extra, you know, it's not 110. Do you't it? It's it. When you need that little bit extra, you know, it's not 110.

0:40.1

Do you get it?

0:41.2

It's a beautiful, beautiful summer afternoon here in the swanky canyons of Glendale, California.

0:51.3

And I had the window open because there was a delicious, cool breeze coming in from the west. And I had the window open because there was a delicious cool breeze coming in from the

0:56.6

west. And I thought, oh, this will be fun. I can have the window open while Jethro and I record.

1:02.5

And then a dog up the street started barking like it was some sort of satanic ritual. I don't know

1:08.5

what. But I had to shut the damn window and now I'm, now I'm upset at the dog.

1:13.1

And mad at the window. And you know how much I love dogs? We all do. I just, I just opened the window again. We'll see if I hear.

1:19.8

But damn, that breeze feels nice.

1:23.3

Well, would you like to go first today, my friend?

1:26.0

I'd be happy to go first.

1:28.9

I would be happy to.

1:34.1

This story, Jessro, has everything that a Hollywood director could hope for.

1:39.6

It's got a sexy, scantily-clad young woman as the alleged gang leader.

1:45.1

Her two younger brothers, both blonde and wild-eyed following in her brazen footsteps,

1:49.4

it's got high-speed car chases, lots of guns, and to top it off,

1:52.3

Wyatt's even got a masked bank robbery.

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