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The Shallow End

#110: Recently Skewered Pirate

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and

0:07.4

Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories

0:14.5

where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end

0:23.2

with Schnebley and talk. It's episode 110. That can't be right, but it is. It is right and I am

0:31.4

amazed that you are in a position physically and emotionally to be able to record this episode because you literally

0:40.5

just flew in from Boston and Boyer, your arms are tired.

0:47.3

Boyer, my arms tired. I was fortunate enough to spend last week in the Berkshires in Western

0:53.3

Massachusetts and saw more

0:56.3

J.G. Toth memories like driving by Fenway Park and talking about the mass

1:06.0

turnpike and all kinds of stuff Bostonian that made me think of you.

1:12.2

How did you do with the driving there?

1:14.0

Driving there, I had, I need to tell the listeners, I was scared to death because I had heard so many stories about driving in Boston virtually being a professional sport.

1:25.1

And that the veteran athletes there sense the the weak and vulnerable and will

1:30.7

feast on their remains on the side of the turnpike.

1:33.9

It's very predatory.

1:35.2

And I was remarkably, what's the word?

1:42.2

I was relieved at how easily Apple Maps on my phone made driving all the way from Logan Airport

1:52.0

to literally the western border of Massachusetts in the Berkshires.

1:58.8

It was painless, absolutely pained. Did you have to go through the city of Boston, though? Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. But you just kind of went across the Tobin. What do they call it now? Mystic River Bridge. I think the Tobin Bridge now. Into the city and then through the tunnels, right? Through the tunnels, yes.

2:18.7

Yeah, it's the, it's the Ted Williams tunnel one way and the, is it the Seamus tunnel?

2:25.5

The other, it's the same damn tunnel, but they've got different names depending on if you're

2:30.0

going into or away from the airport.

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