110. Dating Update

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Soooo, we get back into Nick’s dating life in this episode and do a bit of roleplay to see how Nick’s dates would go. Let’s just say it could be improved upon! But he is working on it and becoming a better person every day! Go Nick Go! To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So how do I fit into your life now? Well, you could join... This is a lot for a first date. Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith, and today we're talking about the doos and don'ts of dating. I like this shirt. I've seen this before. You have. It's been a while. You're doily. It's my sweater that most people think I got from an estate sale.
0:22.9	From an estate sale?
0:24.2	Yes, because it looks like an old woman's sweater.
0:26.2	It looks like, it sort of looks like in Downton Abbey, like right as fashion started changing
0:31.2	out of the Victorian era, and they're moving into like modern day, like thoroughly modern
0:35.8	milly.
0:36.6	Like this would have been controversial at
0:38.3	breakfast i'm controversial at breakfast you would have been who would you be in down in abbey
0:43.1	maggie smith he who would i be i'd be the mom the gay butler no i'd be the mom you'd be the mom
0:51.3	yeah um dating dating still been a I'd be the mom. You'd be the mom. Yeah.
0:55.1	Dating.
0:56.3	Dating.
0:58.7	It's still been a nightmare.
1:01.4	I have made updates to my profile.
1:02.7	What are the updates you've made? Since our viral dating episode.
1:08.1	Well, I recently had lunch with Caleb Herron.
1:12.8	Okay.
1:14.4	Uh, and I was expressing to him my quams, perils, whatever the correct word is about dating.
1:21.4	And he asked to see my hinge profile in which I showed him.
1:24.9	And he said, well, that would be why. Can I read your hinge profile? Now I've made a couple changes. Can I read them? Okay. Let's see here. I've made some picture changes. Very handsome picture. That was us at the opera. I cropped you out. Seeing Nadine. Yeah, you did crop me out. I can see my leather jacket. Well, why would I have kept you in the picture? Well, I don't, you kept Mr. Burns in the fucking picture. That old man just walking behind you. Okay, well, I couldn't help that. All right. The way to win me over is buy me ice cream. Cute. Fun. Are you that big of an ice cream lover? Yes, I love ice cream.
2:02.1	Really?
2:02.7	What's your favorite flavor?
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