It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebley and Toff. Episode number 109 of the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff, our sincere thanks

for allowing us to run a repeat episode. Last week, things got a little wonky. Yeah.

But damn it, we're back.

Yeah, I think the only two times that we have missed an episode recently has been because of a death in the family.

Your mom, your dad, my dad, my mom died a long time ago, so we're out of parents.

So we'll never have to worry about this again.

We've taken care of the problem, people. I feel good about that. This just leaves siblings and spouses, but let's

not go there today. No, not today, no. Let's not bring these kind people down with our death stories.

Let's regale them with stories about stupid people doing stupid stuff. That's what we're known for.

Can I get an amen?

Amen to that.

I did something stupid last night.

I don't know.

My mind still isn't quite focused on what I'm doing because I'm processing stuff, you know.

Sure, sure, yeah.

But last night I did a load of laundry.

Okay.

And then I took the laundry out and I put it in the dryer and I started it up.

And then I went to put another load of laundry in the washing machine.

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