110. And America Makes Two!

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Ameri-come one and all, to the rootinest tootinest Story this here Story mouth ever done Storied. You better bet your ASS that Tim Allen pops up in this wild hogride. That’s just what happens when you AMERICA. Heartfelt Sentiments An Unwelcome Guest Liturgical Reading: “And America Makes Two!” A Welcome Guest Tuck your hand between your pits, clamp down, and tug. That’s how you salute THE STORY. Merch for Americans*: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon for REAL Americans*: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt *or non-Americans. If you got cheddar, we ain’t stoppin’ no one, nuh uh

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0:00.0	Okay, okay. And then Will Smith walks in, it goes, somebody stop me.
0:10.6	I know. It's so funny.
0:13.5	Oh, Wilson. Wow. I know it's hard to be locked down during the grease storms. But this time together, laughing, talking about old memories, chatting story, it's actually been kind of nice.
0:30.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:33.3	Pastor Andrew?
0:34.9	Sister Callista.
0:36.9	I know I don't really wear my heart on my sleeve.
0:41.3	I'm not a super emotional guy, but here it goes.
0:46.4	If I didn't have you two in my life, I don't know where I'd be.
0:50.4	Brother Reed, shut the fuck up right now.
0:52.5	Shut the fuck up.
0:53.3	Stop.
0:54.2	Sister Colista. Brother Reed, shut the fuck up right now. Shut the fuck up. Stop. Sister Callista.
0:55.6	Brother Reed, shut the fuck up.
0:58.0	Don't move.
1:00.1	There's a hornet on your shoulder.
1:04.8	Get it off.
1:05.6	Get it off.
1:06.6	No, brother, Reed, don't move.
1:07.7	Don't move.
1:08.9	Don't move.
1:09.0	Don't move, buddy.
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