109. The Grief Market - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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You’ll never miss no one as much as you miss CELEBRITY. CELEBRITY is how you know what it means to live. No one alive is happier than CELEBRITY—so when they die it’s a-mournin’ time, heh heh. HONK HONK, GRIEF GRIEF. Guest Preacher: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 Podcast, @jackthatworm on Instagram) Invocation Petitions for Dutiful Congregants Liturgical Reading: “The Grief Market” Concluding Prayer In two weeks we can stew again in the hot flavors of STORY. Merch so HOT: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon so SENSUAL: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	This is it, Sister Galista.
0:02.7	Devitt isn't coming.
0:04.6	We're finished.
0:05.7	No, don't say that.
0:07.8	Don't you give up on me.
0:10.2	Where's Brother Reed?
0:11.9	Locked himself in the bathroom.
0:14.4	Brother Reed.
0:16.0	Hang in there, buddy.
0:17.2	Help us on the way.
0:20.5	Uh, guys? Oh, Devinon i'm so glad it's you oh thanks story you gotta help us please
0:27.3	oh my story stay here i'm gonna call an ambulance no no quote unquote modern medicine can't save us
0:36.9	we're done for it devon it's it's it's grease poisoning no no
0:44.0	it's not fair wait a minute blisters in the lips flaking eyelids swollen ears i i know this this. This is Separiate Grisotitis.
0:55.6	Oh, my story, I know what to do.
0:58.7	You know what to do?
1:01.8	How?
1:03.0	Mm-hmm.
1:03.9	Before disgraced A-Lis celebrity congregant, Dr. Oz was excommunicated.
1:08.0	He taught me odds and ends when I drive him out to go buy cigarettes.
1:11.4	Okay, okay, right. So one can of crocoa microwaved in the can, until boiling, reduce it to a
1:20.0	pace, rub on the infected area.
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