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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the one person she's been trying to keep as far away as possible. Rhys... actually, I'm not sure what Rhys is doing. I'm sure it's fun though. And somewhere, Lennox is waiting. He's waited for so long. What's a few days, weeks, months more when you know that you can finally, finally get what you want? It's time for everyone to come to terms with a few things, although not all of them are bad... CONTENT WARNING: coercion, mental violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Justin Thomas James as Bill Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Zeke Amos as Balthazar Dain Miller as Frank, the Minotaur and Lola Landekic as Sophia, the Sphinx Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠Pirate Sound⁠ Artwork by ⁠Andy Kelly⁠ Distributed by ⁠Realm⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠ Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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