12: HICKORY

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm. CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Niall Spain as Friedrich Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠ Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The The office is quiet when I come in, which feels odd.
0:43.7	People should be here.
0:45.0	We should be meeting with the client, and there should be sound.
0:49.6	I've been on edge since that meeting with Lennox, since he showed himself fully.
0:55.0	Someone should be here.
1:01.0	There is a shape on my desk, round, hairy, heavy.
1:06.0	In the lamplight, it takes a moment to process it, then another because I don't want to believe what I am
1:13.1	seeing. It is a human head placed on my desk like some sort of sick offering, a shadow sitting on a
1:20.5	closed book that wasn't there when I left yesterday. I don't recognize the hair from here, but I can
1:26.4	feel myself beginning to tremble as I approach the ghoulish object.
1:30.3	A token of Lennox is boundless disdain no doubt.
1:34.3	My only question is, will I know this face?
1:39.3	Oh, hello.
1:42.3	Oh, what the fuck?
1:43.3	Jesus Christ woman!
1:46.0	What happened? What happened? I...
1:48.0	Oh, shit! B! That's our client!
1:50.0	Client! Where the hell were you?
1:52.0	I was in the bathroom!
1:54.0	You could have warned her! I think she broke my nose!
1:56.0	He's just a head? Not normally!
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