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oh dude I'm mind

I'm here with Jake Farrell

oh I'm hungover boy

he's hung over and and

let the listeners know this

the second time we've recorded this

because I said something so bad

that we had to go out

we're going to have to cut that out. Welcome to the show. So, Jake's hung over. And I'll say, by the way,

I'm in a good mood today. You're in a good mood. And it's always a pleasure to be with you,

always, right? But you, I think, really come into your own when there is the possibility of winding someone up.

And usually that is your good lady fiancé, Alana, who is kind of like a flood defense system for the rest of the UK.

She absorbs a lot of the horror that otherwise normal, innocent bystanders would have to deal with.

And she does that and she does that selflessly.

Today, I'm the flood barrier. you're aware that i'm hung over you knew i was going to be hung over last night and i can see that you've been looking forward to me arriving ever since

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