Welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds.

I'm here with Jake Farrell.

Glad to be here.

Struggling with my limitations as a tech person as we go through this.

You like to think of yourself as a clever bloke and you record something with some sunlight on your partner's face. And you feel like, you know, there's this concept of negative self-talk. Have you heard about that? I had this thing at work once where they're like, have you ever done any negative self-talk? And I remember thinking in my head, does it count if you could have yourself a fucking bitch like 17 times an hour that's what I've been doing since we we we kind of messed up

the video for last week's episode last week's episode if anyone watched it we don't call classic

the sun the sun came through a window and there's just a bit of glare that it looks shit we

what we should say is that basically

we spent weeks trying to do this we spent so long this isn't you know I don't want to

tell me too much this doesn't look like the smooth professional operation it is today

without a lot of effort yeah that are you and I just stood here.

Sweating bullets.

What's quite funny is each time kind of texting and calling other comedians who were a lot younger than us being like, mate, Vittorio, what are we doing?

Horatio, please help.

I absolutely dread to think to the references of us in their group chats yeah

yeah yeah fucking texting me again this ginger cunt just had a text from granddad again

can't he get his iPhone working yeah but now we we had tech problems and uh it means all right

and it doesn't really matter we um yeah and and by the way what i will say again, again, we acknowledge this. Oh, we should mention dense. Yeah, our sponsors. While we're talking about things that stress us out, we should also talk about things that try and keep the hairs on our skull. Big up, dense. I'm using their spray. I'm taking the gummies. Got my little roller over there, a little needle roller that I bang on my head. And I'll tell you what, one thing I will say, the styling products they have, I've not actually got it in my hair right now, fucking pucker. Like genuinely, whether you're losing your hair or not, you just buy their styling products dense because they're genuinely fucking brilliant. So yeah, there's message us. There's like discount code or something that we can give do any little bits of velcro to put your hairline back on as well like that's what i need that's what i'm looking for who needs velcro when you've got when you've got dried and monoxidil in one spray that does not make you infertile it does not make you infertile i could not be clear about about that. The other thing we should know is we get

we get a few comments and messages from people who enjoy this, don't we? Well, I was about to say that's kind of what makes it all worthwhile. And this, this week, we've got like a first, a special first. Well, in terms of a guy requesting someone. We've had a request. That's not a first. Is that what first?

Louis Anderson

Was a request as well?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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