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I'm here with Jake Farrell.

Okay, kind of documentary feel.

So, do you know, actually, I matched the tone of that.

Not quite to the tone of the person we're going to talk about, because he doesn't speak in that tone at all.

Not quite.

But I'm trying to do the bill.'m trying to do uh law and order yeah

justice we are the screen rock podcast and we're here to do this properly yeah yeah that's nice

i like that yeah so that's a real like matching the tone matching the energy it's good i uh i want

to start this uh in fact i'm not just going to start the podcast talking about this. I am going to dedicate this episode. I am going to dedicate this episode to a little girl who's just entered the world. Oh, yeah. A dear friend of ours, part of the Screen Rock universe, a good friend of ours jack um his his firstborn was born

jack an end jack in him's first born yesterday little meddling glorious day a reminder that

there are beautiful things in the world when i have to come here and listen to you honking like a duck

well that so i mean i i think we should address uh and I don't want to be like, what am I like?

But there was a bit of bad, what am I like?

There was a bit of bad group chat etiquette where within three messages of our mate announcing his newborn to the group, I put a video of an elephant trying to grab a woman's tits.

Yes, trying to grab her bikini.

Yeah. The most amazing, moving, wonderful life-affirming event and then Jack's baby being

gone. That's not on really. That's not on. No, yeah. But that's amazing thing. I will say, by the way, you know know as someone who's who's you know I've done it twice I've had a kid born not you personally but you yeah I've been there I think Alana did the most of it well you say not not personally I caught my son as he came out yeah fair enough I delivered him okay, I say I delivered him. Okay. We'll get into this. Again, I, so, so, okay. Jacob's midwife, fiancé, literally gives birth to a baby and probably kind of uses her professional expertise in order to manage that situation and your claiming credit for it. Okay. We'll get on this. What happened? And I'm sure I've told you this. I've got videos a bit, but you don't want to see them. I don't have it for it. Okay, we'll get on this.

What happened?

And I'm sure I've told you this. I've got videos of it, but you don't want to see it. I don't. I'll make it this quick because I'll rabbit it on for about 10 minutes at the start of the last. Last week's intro was longer than the fucking episode itself. Couldn't shut him up. And that was the bit we didn't have to delete. Oh, dear. And I talk about this on stage, so I don't feel great.

Let me. That was the bit we didn't have to delete. Oh dear. And I talk about this on stage, so I don't feel great.

A bit of the material isn't ready yet.

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