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Nick Smegma docking partner, Parker, partner checks in here.

He had a lot yesterday, Nick.

You only have today and tomorrow left.

Backpack, back hair, back up, backtrack.

These are my ticks from you guys.

And when gas station store clerks tell people they can't bring their backpacks in, I'll twitch out and say backpack like you guys. Mostly at Casey's happens a lot down here in southeast Kansas. Enough fun, though. You guys are right about screaming babies and wild-ass kids and people not taking them out of the area. It's annoying. And at checkouts when they ask you what your plans are for the rest of the day

or they ask you something personally.

I just tell them I have 24 hours left before

I have to report to the local county jail for

mandatory detainment. So I'm going to enjoy

the rest of the day, but I might have to flee the state.

I go,

I have 12 hours before I'm to return

to the local Gimp Training House

for my master.

I almost got a girl's number in all the years I've used that line.

Well, the problem I have,

we've done just before, is when people were waiting on you,

is when the businesses make them ask the questions.

And that's, I feel bad for them.

Right. That's forced protocol. If you're not made to ask them, then you ask them.

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