11/26 5-2 Drug Dogs
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Don't sniff the coke TOO hard.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:06.8 | Nick Smegma docking partner, Parker, partner checks in here. |
| 0:11.0 | He had a lot yesterday, Nick. |
| 0:12.9 | You only have today and tomorrow left. |
| 0:14.4 | Backpack, back hair, back up, backtrack. |
| 0:16.4 | These are my ticks from you guys. |
| 0:18.4 | And when gas station store clerks tell people they can't bring their backpacks in, I'll twitch out and say backpack like you guys. Mostly at Casey's happens a lot down here in southeast Kansas. Enough fun, though. You guys are right about screaming babies and wild-ass kids and people not taking them out of the area. It's annoying. And at checkouts when they ask you what your plans are for the rest of the day |
| 0:37.5 | or they ask you something personally. |
| 0:39.5 | I just tell them I have 24 hours left before |
| 0:41.3 | I have to report to the local county jail for |
| 0:43.3 | mandatory detainment. So I'm going to enjoy |
| 0:45.2 | the rest of the day, but I might have to flee the state. |
| 0:48.1 | I go, |
| 0:49.3 | I have 12 hours before I'm to return |
| 0:51.5 | to the local Gimp Training House |
| 0:53.2 | for my master. |
| 0:57.3 | I almost got a girl's number in all the years I've used that line. |
| 0:59.2 | Well, the problem I have, |
| 1:01.2 | we've done just before, is when people were waiting on you, |
| 1:03.8 | is when the businesses make them ask the questions. |
| 1:05.7 | And that's, I feel bad for them. |
| 1:06.8 | Right. That's forced protocol. If you're not made to ask them, then you ask them. |
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