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We pride ourselves on being trained counselors here.

This couple needs to call us.

This was from the O'Mall scanner the other night.

I retweeted this out.

I said, my comment was marriage is a beautiful thing.

You know, I feel about that.

You love it.

Caller says husband and wife are hitting each other's cars with shovels

and are now crashing into each other.

It's going demo derby right there.

After the shovels.

Yeah, after the shovels.

Well, maybe it's cathartic for them.

Yep, yep.

So we'll take that call.

If that's you, too, and said, you crazy kids got to work that out. Yeah. First of all, you're hitting each other's cars and your husband and wife. You're hitting your car. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's your car. It's a mutual purchases. chance you're both paying for the insurance on those cars.

Yes, you are.

Right.

Who hit me?

I did.

Assuming they. mutual purchases. Pretty good chance you're both paying for the insurance on those cars. Yes, you are, right. Who hit me? I did. Oh, assuming they have insurance. Well, I'm sure they do. Yeah, I think they have meth. Yeah. We don't know about that. Eh, this sounds drug-induced. Yeah, but they both have cars. If you ever have a meth problem, one of those cars is already sold, don't you think? I love the shovel. By the way, they had two shovels, too. Think about that. Most people have one shovel. I have a couple shovels. People on powders like to dig. Yeah. It was a weird weekend because I saw another one where a collar says white male in a blue shirt and camelo pants is hitting golf balls into traffic. Todd, do you have an alibi? Same area of the city of the city of Omaha. Yeah. And then there was also another one about the description. We got to start following scanners from every city we're on too. Scanners are the best, man. White male and a blue shirt and camo pants getting golf balls. So you own camo pants, Todd? I do not. I hope not. But I like a guy in a blue shirt and a camo pants. Then there was also one I saw over the weekend. Just firing golf balls off into the street? Yeah. Yeah, right into traffic. Yeah, it's dangerous.

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