#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Due to JG's father's passing, we are revisiting a classic episode from 2023. The boys will be back next week with a brand-new episode! The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.2	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.4	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and Toff. Hey, Lynn's. Hey, buddy.
0:26.9	Hello. Cats with us this time. We love it. It's so much better when cats here.
0:31.6	Oh, so many would disagree with you. No, it is. But they don't matter to us. Okay.
0:54.6	It doesn't quite suck when it's just J.G. and me, but when you're here, it's always more fun. Oh, well, I know the caliber of you, too. And so if you think that, then I buy it. Okay. Well, that's, that works for me. Kat and I just got back from, we went out to get some lunch and we went through, this is a shallow end moment for you.
0:56.2	Cool.
0:57.2	Well, it's, I don't know if you'd consider it a shallow end moment or just a supremely
1:01.5	embarrassing moment on my part.
1:05.2	We're going through the drive-through and I'm placing my order and the woman goes, yeah, that'll
1:10.6	be 1642 at the first window.
1:14.5	And I said, okay, love you.
1:17.7	And then.
1:21.1	Okay, I love you.
1:22.0	Bye.
1:22.2	So I just left and didn't get my order.
1:26.2	I couldn't bear the embarrassment of, no, we drove up and got it.
1:32.1	The guy looked a little confused as he handed me the order, but I don't know.
1:37.6	There's just not a lot of love being spread amongst drive-through employees.
1:41.2	That's the worst thing that happens to both you and that person today?
1:46.1	That's not a bad thing.
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