#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 127 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Broken Sim. We're in it. We're in it to win it. And we are bang bang pow. Guess |
| 0:17.4 | who's back, Johnny? Guess who's back? Are you are you back? Fat Sam's back. For the |
| 0:24.9 | fat fat Sam is just eating like a pig. I'm trying not to. It's sorry with my time out in |
| 0:31.9 | Jersey. Just eating late night because I can't eat during the day because I'm running and |
| 0:36.8 | gutting trying to make the magic happen. What are we waiting? Oh, I haven't weighed myself |
| 0:41.8 | but fat Sam is back and I am not happy about it. I'm up to get back with Joel Staley |
| 0:46.9 | and two hundred plus. Yeah, I'm at two or four and I've gained weight. I'm not happy about |
| 0:52.0 | it. I want to get down to 180. And it's time to dedicate myself. Real quick. I want to |
| 1:00.1 | say something. October 23rd is Dana and I's 20 year anniversary of hanging out with you. |
| 1:07.9 | No, that might be some boost. No, I'm very thankful. She got mad me because I didn't celebrate |
| 1:17.5 | it. Wait, it already happened. It happened on the 23rd. The 23rd. Yeah, it's already. So |
| 1:24.2 | we already went. We went out to have you ever been to Buka? We look up Buka, the Buka |
| 1:29.8 | something like Buka de Bepo. Yeah, have you been there? Yeah, dude, one pasta dish could |
| 1:35.7 | feed all of Gaza. By the way, all you need is one giant pasta dish. Yeah, that's a very |
| 1:40.6 | popular place. It's great. It's great. And it's so funny, Johnny. And just like any Italian |
| 1:46.1 | makes the wall, all you have to be in some Italian in the industry, you make the wall. |
| 1:50.8 | I was just looking for some basham ass galco. But we went on that. We went out to eat with |
| 1:56.2 | my mom. You got to. We went to the one on Ventura. I thought you went to city walk for |
| 2:02.5 | a second. No, no city walk. Ventura. We went there. And we, we, Dana's mad, we didn't |
| 2:08.8 | celebrate our anniversary. Wait, oh, so you did not go there to celebrate the anniversary? |
| 2:14.9 | No, we went there to eat with my mom because we wanted to take my mom and my Aunt Vicki |
| 2:19.1 | out who are in town. Did she kind of think it was possibly for the anniversary? I don't |
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