#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2023
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're back a lot of chaos almost called it tonight almost called it. Yeah, I was right. Yeah, little a little like 45 minutes. Well from the original time |
| 0:26.5 | but I told you I had to risk that food food was 45 food food that we ordered was 45 minutes. I'm sorry Johnny. I thought you're a cook. No, well, I was |
| 0:37.3 | good. That's what you get for ordering Papa John. Yeah, I don't know what Papa John. So you could. Would you order? We had Chinese from right |
| 0:43.8 | down the street. Could have walked and picked it up. Why didn't you? Because they the the restaurant makes more money. That's probably |
| 0:50.6 | their pounding. When they saw the address, they're like, why is this lady right? I could it's like a 10 minute walk. They're like, why |
| 0:56.7 | does it lazy round? I walk and come get it. I was taking a shower as well. Oh, you're doing the one of those |
| 1:02.5 | long showers and like go really really working in the corners. Yeah, I take a long I do the brother. I take a long |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah, of course you do. I really I'm not joking. Like I'll be in there for like an hour. What do you tell me when you |
| 1:13.3 | whack off in the shower? Are you going over the top or under the legs? How are you doing it? |
| 1:18.3 | Is that a thing? No, no, no, no, I'm just trying a different position. Yeah, I watch, but I'll listen to podcasts in the |
| 1:24.9 | bath like take a shower or whatever. When you remember when I turned my ankle a couple of years ago during the |
| 1:28.9 | pandemic. Yeah, and I had to wear that boot around. Yeah, and so I would soak my ankle like to to keep |
| 1:34.9 | the swelling down. Yeah, and that got me where I kind of like taking a bath. No, it's like chill. I get in |
| 1:39.6 | there and watch like baseball highlights basketball highlights and just a bullshit. Yeah, jerk off. jerk off while you're in the |
| 1:46.3 | shower. No, the bath. Oh, you hold on. You take bath sometime like one out of 10. Wow, dude, if I take a bath, |
| 1:54.0 | I'm in there for the and everyone thinks I'm the gay one on the show. It's not gay stuff that I'm |
| 1:59.1 | talking about. Bath is gay. No, well, I told you how I got into those I soak in my ankle and I realized |
| 2:03.8 | like women have this right. Taking a bath is rad. It's cool. You're sitting down. But then again, I get |
| 2:09.5 | my nails painted. So occasionally I like to do something. Yeah, I gotta go back and do it again. |
| 2:14.6 | Dude, I just watched a video on YouTube where they couldn't save this guy's foot from diabetes and |
| 2:20.2 | they cut it off. And I didn't because I fast forward to the good shit and then the foot's gone. I'm |
| 2:25.3 | like, oh my god, he watched it. Oh, I surgery. Well, yeah, because I like when they shaved down the meat. |
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