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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

We're back a lot of chaos almost called it tonight almost called it. Yeah, I was right. Yeah, little a little like 45 minutes. Well from the original time

0:26.5

but I told you I had to risk that food food was 45 food food that we ordered was 45 minutes. I'm sorry Johnny. I thought you're a cook. No, well, I was

0:37.3

good. That's what you get for ordering Papa John. Yeah, I don't know what Papa John. So you could. Would you order? We had Chinese from right

0:43.8

down the street. Could have walked and picked it up. Why didn't you? Because they the the restaurant makes more money. That's probably

0:50.6

their pounding. When they saw the address, they're like, why is this lady right? I could it's like a 10 minute walk. They're like, why

0:56.7

does it lazy round? I walk and come get it. I was taking a shower as well. Oh, you're doing the one of those

1:02.5

long showers and like go really really working in the corners. Yeah, I take a long I do the brother. I take a long

1:08.6

Yeah, of course you do. I really I'm not joking. Like I'll be in there for like an hour. What do you tell me when you

1:13.3

whack off in the shower? Are you going over the top or under the legs? How are you doing it?

1:18.3

Is that a thing? No, no, no, no, I'm just trying a different position. Yeah, I watch, but I'll listen to podcasts in the

1:24.9

bath like take a shower or whatever. When you remember when I turned my ankle a couple of years ago during the

1:28.9

pandemic. Yeah, and I had to wear that boot around. Yeah, and so I would soak my ankle like to to keep

1:34.9

the swelling down. Yeah, and that got me where I kind of like taking a bath. No, it's like chill. I get in

1:39.6

there and watch like baseball highlights basketball highlights and just a bullshit. Yeah, jerk off. jerk off while you're in the

1:46.3

shower. No, the bath. Oh, you hold on. You take bath sometime like one out of 10. Wow, dude, if I take a bath,

1:54.0

I'm in there for the and everyone thinks I'm the gay one on the show. It's not gay stuff that I'm

1:59.1

talking about. Bath is gay. No, well, I told you how I got into those I soak in my ankle and I realized

2:03.8

like women have this right. Taking a bath is rad. It's cool. You're sitting down. But then again, I get

2:09.5

my nails painted. So occasionally I like to do something. Yeah, I gotta go back and do it again.

2:14.6

Dude, I just watched a video on YouTube where they couldn't save this guy's foot from diabetes and

2:20.2

they cut it off. And I didn't because I fast forward to the good shit and then the foot's gone. I'm

2:25.3

like, oh my god, he watched it. Oh, I surgery. Well, yeah, because I like when they shaved down the meat.

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