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106 - Filings

Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The angels go to the Hall of Public Records.

The voice of the Faceless Old Woman was Mara Wilson.

Weather: "All or Nothing" by The Dream Masons facebook.com/thedreammasons

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

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0:00.0

I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

0:05.7

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that we

0:11.2

make this show and pay all the people involved. Both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of the

0:17.2

scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

0:22.8

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

0:28.6

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

0:34.8

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

0:42.0

an actual citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate.

0:48.8

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

0:51.2

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Tell me more about your special bird powers.

1:03.7

Welcome to Nightfail.

1:33.8

It's been a long couple of weeks, as the citywide emergency sirens that signal illegal public

1:44.4

acknowledgement of angels have been blaring almost nonstop. But in spite of these are

1:51.7

care clause, I've been shouting, you're an angel at Beans who look like angels and then making

1:57.2

my most friendly finger pointing gesture. The Beans who call themselves angels because,

2:04.7

that's what they are, have begun filing the paperwork for official existence.

2:10.0

The angels are still at the hall of public records downtown waiting in line.

2:15.0

They have made it to the front of the line three different times, but each time,

2:20.4

they were told they were missing a key form of ID or pre-application paperwork or that the cameras

2:28.5

could not record their image. They weren't told this using words. The records hall clerk just

2:34.4

stabbed their paperwork repeatedly with scissors and then got a massive nose bleed, which is how

2:40.0

they know their application was declined. Other citizens waiting have grown restless, as they do

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