Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.

Don't believe me?

Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store.

You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and

so on.

In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.

We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.

So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be

there long.

Some new items we just got in.

A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big

Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale

spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and

beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.

Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.

Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all.

If you could press a button, that would give you a great deal of money.

But it would cause someone you don't know in a distant part of the world to die.

Then you would have a good model for how our current economy works.

Welcome to Night Vale.

To start off, the story that everyone is talking about.

In the interest of the common good, I feel I must report to you what happened at the Smithwick

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