104: Previously, On Bible (The Epistle to the Hebrews)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

And what more can I say, Theophiloi? By faith, we recorded a podcast about the Epistle to the Hebrews, which some dweeb thought was written by Mr. Paul even though it doesn't start with a lengthy introduction about how Paul wrote it. We tackle a mostly yikesless text that pretty much recaps the entire Book up to this point by summing up the Justice League of the Bible!

Topics of discussion: The Worldwide Weather Wreport, the Mꙮratꙮrium, why you should give me personally $316, Messiah (lv. 81) vs. Uriel (lv. 81) and Michael (lv. 87), Dracula, a galaxy brain take on which religion is correct, Esau getting Ethered.

Hymnal: "Justice League Unlimited" by Michael McCuistion, "The Winner Takes It All" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

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0:00.0	And what more can I say? Time is too short for me to tell about Gideon, Barak, Samson,
0:06.3	Jeffeth, David, Samuel, and the prophets, who by faith, conquered kingdoms, administered justice,
0:12.4	obtained promises, shut the mouths of lions, quenched the raging of the fire, escaped the edge
0:17.9	of the sword, gained strength after being weak, became mighty in battle, and put foreign armies to flight.
0:23.6	The Epistle to the Hebrews, Chapter 11, verses 32 through 34. Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypal.
0:56.4	This is the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it.
1:00.8	My name is Chris Sims.
1:02.5	With me, as always, is the other set of footprints, Benito Serrano.
1:05.9	Benito, how are you?
1:07.8	I'm pretty good.
1:09.0	Hot.
1:09.4	It's hot, dude.
1:11.6	Yeah? That was not intentionally a weather update.
1:13.6	I wasn't trying to subvert your wishes on not talking about the weather, but I think internationally
1:19.4	it is probably true that it is hot right now.
1:21.6	That is correct.
1:22.6	And from what I hear, that might be applicable to everywhere indefinitely going forward.
1:28.3	Yeah, right.
1:29.3	For the remainder of human existence.
1:31.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:32.3	I think probably true.
1:33.3	I realize the reason we try to, that you don't want to do the weather update is that it's extremely localized.
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