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Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

No spoilers, Theophiloi. It's our birthday we're covering a text that listeners have been requesting for five years.

Hymnal: "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry, "The Winner Takes It All" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17

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0:00.0	Let me tell you a tale.
0:02.0	It took place 360,000.
0:05.0	No, 14,000 years ago.
0:09.0	Wow. To me, it seems like only yesterday.
0:13.0	To you, could be tomorrow.
0:16.0	It's the story of a man.
0:19.0	Known by 72 different names.
0:23.6	Hmm. What should I call him?
0:25.6	When we first met, his name was Enoch.
0:29.6	I get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans be a teenage dream tonight.
0:39.3	Let you put your hands on me in my skin tight jeans be a teenage dream tonight.
0:49.3	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:52.3	This is the podcast where two non-believers read
0:54.6	through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it. My name is Chris Sims. I turn 40 on August 12th.
1:01.0	With me, as always, is the other set of footprints Benitez where I know. Hey, Chris.
1:05.5	See, what you should do there is pick up on what I did and say, I turn a larger number than that on August 20th.
1:12.4	It's not that much larger a number. No, it's one larger. It's one larger. It's one more.
1:17.8	You are 51 weeks older than me. Right. Approximately. Approximately. I had my shot at the
1:24.4	semiotically charged round number birthday last year, now it's your go.
1:28.9	It is, of course, Robert Langdon's favorite birthday.
1:32.6	It is, because it's so symbolologically charged.
1:35.9	Exactly.
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