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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake
Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell
4.8 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, I'm too lost in you. |
| 0:03.0 | Because I'm telling you hard. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby, I'm too lost in you. |
| 0:23.6 | You caught in you lost in everything about you so deep. |
| 0:31.6 | I can't sleep. |
| 0:34.6 | I can do. |
| 0:36.6 | I can think about the things that you do I'm too lost in you too lost in you |
| 0:48.3 | and welcome to the screen rocking horrendous that was the worst I've been pretty ambivalent about the singing some of it been alright, it's been a couple that I can do. I've been like, the singing's kind of fine. That was the place on where I was like, that's horrible, man. That's really nasty. Welcome to the Screen Rock podcast. The podcast we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been right now screens and indeed our minds. Shout out to everyone who listens on either Apple, YouTube or Spotify. |
| 1:13.6 | If you're subscribing, it helps us out. |
| 1:14.6 | If you're reviewing us nicely, it really helps out. Big a shout out to the patrons, the people who pay. Freemasons, three pounds, nine and a month. Getting all of these, plus extra episodes, all of this, plus no adverts. plus no adverts. You're going to hear an advert in about 15 minutes time. It could be annoying. They won't because they give us less than a quid a week. It works. |
| 1:27.9 | Big shout out to the Illuminati, top tier patrons, all of that. |
| 1:30.4 | Plus first access to tickets and a free hat on their head. Shout out to Eugene runs our Twitter account. He was 100% sent by God. And a big wink and a kiss, to the ladies and gays who listen, who after extensive research, I can confirm are some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gay people in the United Kingdom. |
| 1:45.9 | And to those gay people, all LGBTs, after extensive research, I can confirm are some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gay |
| 1:44.6 | people in the United Kingdom. And so those gay people, all LGBTs and Q's, let me say now, I will never ever stop fucking fighting for your freedom. And I'm here with Jake Fowell. I soon realized I'd left the faders up slightly higher than I wanted to. Oh, man. Yeah. Do you know what? old Ryan on the tech is he's fucking |
| 2:02.0 | went to pay for him to get a new ear drum. |
| 2:03.6 | I was pissed on, uh, I was on the way from an Arsenal game to a gig, and that was a mistake. I dragged way too much. Jacob Paulie, pissed between the Emirates and a comedy gig. I don't believe it. And I was drunk enough that I was getting like travel sickness On the bus? |
| 2:18.7 | In the cab. |
| 2:19.3 | In the cab. I was getting sick in the cab. But fucking... Oh my God. Travel sickness. How many pints did you add? A lot. Yeah, just the travel sickness then, was it? You should get some of those bands from boots that they put on kids' arms. I have an app, a note app thing in my phone, like a little note, |
| 2:35.0 | where I make a note of any song that I'm like, sing that at the on kids' arms. I have an app, a note app thing in my phone, like a little note, |
| 2:35.1 | where I make a note of any song that I'm like, |
| 2:37.1 | sing that out of the start of the pod. |
| 2:38.4 | And that came on, and I'm fucking, I can tell you, |
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