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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

105. Paul Breach - is this TikTokker the most cringe man on the internet?!

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8647 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

JOIN THE SCREEN ROT PATREON NOW⁠. Oi, get on this - an extra episode every week. Early access to every episode. Access to the Rotter group chat. Priority access to tickets. Get involved: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/thescreenrotpod⁠⁠⁠ Come and see us on tour! There's a few tickets left in Edinburgh, Newcastle, Liverpool and about 4 in Leeds. Tickets are ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.  IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You've got to hold and give and do it at the right time.

0:25.2

You've got to hold and give and do it at the right time. You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line.

0:29.4

They'll always hit you and hurt you.

0:32.0

Defend an attack.

0:33.2

There's only one way to beat them.

0:35.9

Get round the back so catch me if can, because I'm the England man.

0:41.4

And what you're looking at is the master plan.

0:45.2

Do you want the house store?

0:47.6

We got a football song.

0:49.5

Three lions on my chest.

0:51.5

I know we can't go.

0:53.3

Do you want the house store?

0:55.0

I can take you to the first, second, third floor.

0:59.0

And I promise this isn't a metaphor.

1:03.0

I just want you to come inside.

1:07.0

And please come inside to the Screen Rock podcast, the podcast where we talk, the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds. Shout to everybody who subscribes to this podcast on either Apple, YouTube or Spotify. Thank you for the nice reviews on Apple. They really help us out. They don't help us out as much as the patrons. Freemasons on £3 and enough. They're getting all of this, plus extra episodes every single week,

1:29.0

an extra hour week and no ads in any of it.

1:31.0

Ad to annoyant, get rid of them.

1:32.0

Get rid of them.

1:33.1

Shout out to the Illuminati,

1:41.0

all of that plus a free hat on their head. Shout out to Eugene. Sent out to Eugene, sent out to God. sent by God of introducing to a psychopath from Finnswood, very sorry Eugene, and a big wing and a kiss, to ladies and gays who listen, who I can confirm are the most gorgeous

1:45.8

ladies and gay people

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