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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

103. Prime Mutton - The legendary stout enthusiast deciding which pints are absolute creamers.

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8647 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Going to therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness. Our paid partner BetterHelp makes therapy simple, with 10% off your first month to help you get started: https://betterhelp.com/screenrot JOIN THE SCREEN ROT PATREON NOW⁠. Oi, get on this - an extra episode every week. Early access to every episode. Access to the Rotter group chat. Priority access to tickets. Get involved: ⁠⁠patreon.com/thescreenrotpod⁠ Come and see us on tour! There's a few tickets left in Edinburgh, Newcastle, Liverpool and about 4 in Leeds. Tickets are ⁠HERE⁠ The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.  ⁠⁠⁠This week we discuss: Prime Mutton. The legendary stout enthusiast deciding which pints are absolute creamers. IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠@screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠@jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠@j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior.⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠⁠megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I feel thunds

0:02.0

Because I'm telling you haunted I feel thunder in my heart that I just can't control.

0:28.5

I don't know the rest of it.

0:30.5

Welcome to the screen rock podcast.

0:32.0

The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been brought in our screens

0:35.1

and indeed our minds.

0:36.5

Shout out to everyone who listens to this podcast on either Apple youtube or spotify love those five-star reviews please keep

0:42.3

those coming you pigs bigger shout out to the patrons there are freemasons on three pounds

0:47.0

ninety nine a month they're getting extra episodes just like this every single week no adverts advert

0:50.9

to an hour they just get rid of them less than a quid a week it's nothing to the Illuminati. 5 pound 99. All of that plus a free hat on their head. Shout out to Eugene. He was most definitely sent by God. And a big wink and a kiss.

1:06.1

To the ladies and queer folk who listen, who after much research, I can confirm are the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and queer folk who listen who after much research i can confirm are the most gorgeous and

1:11.9

sexy ladies and queer folk in the united kingdom and on the subjects of those queer folk let me

1:16.8

just promise you one more time that i will never ever stop fighting for your freedom and i'm here as

1:22.2

always with jake feral what uh what an intro what a what a morning we've had so far. Do you want to talk about your morning? What's really? Do you want to talk about it? If you want, I don't know what bit you're referring to. Is it the drugs? The fact that I'm fucking, I've got a tongue the size of a whale in my mouth because I took some sleeping pill last night. When I had the hair transplant, hair looking alright, actually, isn't it? Looks good. I'm starting to get the shadows coming through in the corners now, where you can kind of see the new hair starting to come. But, oh, God, long one. Basically, I had it done. I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep for a week. There's a lovely Canadian comedian who I won't name. She's also insane.

2:01.8

She's got like an ex-husband who had a hair transplant,

2:03.8

and I think she was like, oh my God, I can care her for someone again?

2:06.2

So she, like, turned up at my house.

2:07.9

You're not going to name her.

2:08.6

You're going to give about 10 details for people to easily identify her.

2:11.6

She's so cool.

2:12.5

There's a comedian.

2:13.2

He's from ours.

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