All I'm going to be able to be is a joke.

Hello, everybody. It's Monday, May 4th, and this is your choppa. Once again on today's episode, Felix and I are joined by the great Alex Nichols.

Alex, welcome back.

What's up? How you doing?

Gentlemen, listener, for today's episode, there's things going on in the news, but really nothing I haven't talked about a billion times before on this show, just to give a brief rundown, things heating up in the Strait of Hormuz, missile is getting fired at Dubai, blocking the blockade, that's going on. We say we're going to not escort ships through the minefield, but we're going to tell them how to, where to go. We're going to just sort of, I don't know, talk them through it, like, you know, parallel parking or something. Our plan is to backseat game, like the most annoying thing. Oh, man. It gives me flashbacks to when I did that, um, a dark soul stream that

fundraiser a few years ago after I got the COVID vaccine and I was all

fucked up and I had like eight people telling me what to do in the tune of the Giants and I wanted

to kill myself. Imagine if like you're in that situation but if you fuck up you die.

Yeah. Personally, I always forget what the difference is between starboard and port.

You know, is it left or right?

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I hate that.

Like, can you guys just fucking, uh, yeah, then there's stage starboard.

Stageboard.

It's opposite.

It's so annoying.

Yeah. Both people are such assholes. Like you don't, you guys don't need a different

left and right. Could you calm down? The folks all, it's not spelled that way, but it's pronounced

that way. Come on. They've got nautical miles. Yeah, yeah. You've got their own miles.

Fathoms. what the fuck are those

fathoms leagues

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